Piss & Vinegar [memoirs of an asshole]

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I am not talking about the sandal-wearing, hanging on a cross, wine drinking, whore-loving Jesus, not that guy. But rather just some douche-bag with tons of fans, all the right moves, and a great haircut…

What if Jesus came back to Earth and he was a complete asshole?

I am not talking about the sandal-wearing, hanging on a cross, wine drinking, whore-loving Jesus, not that guy. But rather just some douche-bag with tons of fans, all the right moves, and a great haircut…

What would you do?… what could you do?… Who in the fuck are you to dare question the word of God…YOU are just some normal schmo, you know; hanging out, living life, waiting for the rapture and then along comes some prick claiming to be the messiah. What the fuck you gonna do?…What if that prick really is the messiah?

It is not like he has a business card, or a resume with references that you can call and check out… It is all about the faith… you just have to have faith, no questions, no references, no miracles… just believe. That has worked out so well recently: Jim Jones, David Koresh, Joseph Smith, Sun Myung Moon etc…. you get the idea.
“faith… have faith”. Who are you to question the son of God, the Christ, the Nazarene, the sky Daddy’s numero uno, the alpha, the omega, Mr Big dick.
Seriously, talk about a fucking slippery slope, none of us have actually met the man, all our info is second hand at best, completely fabricated at worst…. if he actually is Jesus and he really is a prick, what are you going to do? Complain to who? He is the fucking Christ. Maybe he is still pissed about the last time he was here, maybe he is just an asshole who knows, but who the fuck are we to question the Christ?
Assholes claiming to be a messenger, a tool a vessel of God are nothing new, but few have had the fucking stones to claim to be the man himself. That takes a special kind of asshole, or profound insanity, few have had the fucking pure audacity/lunacy to try, but those who have, burned brightly and crashed spectacularly.
Douche-baggery is by no means the sole territory of Christians my friends, oh no… all the blessed religions have just as many douche bag cunts claiming to be the one. Rest assured that douche-baggery is an equal opportunity, non denomination employer. Any twat with a vision can apply to be the savior of mankind and Gods knows we need saving. It is obvious to any God fearing-paranoid-social-fuck up that we are two steps away from the end of days. What, with the homos and the nigras an the commies, these are dark times my friends.

Let me introduce you to the living Buddha…Lu Sheng-Yen (盧勝彥, Lú Shèngyàn) he is the Grand Master and the Rinpoche an honorific used in Tibetan Buddhism, it literally means “precious one (both self-awarded). According to his own website, in which he speaks about himself in the third person, (just a personal aside; I feel that there should be a law, which states anytime someone speaks about themselves in the third person you are allowed to punch them in the face, no questions asked) he is: “a poet, a prolific writer, a journalist and an editor, a divinatory, a geomancy expert, a Christian, a Taoist Master, a Buddhist Master, the Living Buddha Lian-shen (a Tantric guru), a monk, a psychic! He is someone who is everything.”

He also is, but Failed to mention in his website, a felon, con artist sexual predator and a bail jumping, tax evading, scumbag on the run from multiple criminal cases in multiple countries and jurisdictions.

So the Buddha came back and he is a prick what are you going to do? Call Jesus and ask him to talk to fat boy and sort his shit out. Better yet let’s call Mohammed and ask him to bitch slap Sidhartha until he smartens up. If history has taught me anything it is that Gods serve the needs of mankind….

The Wages of Sin



"Ground zero for a global epidemic of a new kind of flu — a strange mix of human, pig and bird viruses…."



Consider the way we treat animals, not just in terms of hygiene but also in terms of karmic inhumanity.





Their lives are lived in a factory: an assembly line of birth, growth and death; all mechanized to maximize profits, minimize need and to neutralize a natural life cycle. A life lived in a constant state of fear, companion ed by pain discomfort and filth.

Considering this is how we treat them….
Is it any wonder that nature has struck back?

The analysts say something very bad is about to happen. I say something very bad has been happening for a long time and now the wages of sin are being collected. This kind of murderous aplomb, profound disregard and outrageous arrogance was bound to produce a bitter fruit.


Many of you find this narrative offensive, hateful, mean spirited even, however it is not that I lack compassion for the dead and their families it is just that I see this as payback for our actions ; cause and effect as it were.

The most common argument I hear is “hey man we have been raising and slaughtering livestock for a long time so ..”

To this I say yes we have been raising and slaughtering livestock for centuries but a completely artificial and mechanized life is a recent addition to this process. Animals used to be raised on farms, they lived lives; roamed, fought, fucked, died, Bit by bit we have been trading that for more and more institutionalized forms of existence and bit by bit we have been paying the price.

A big ups to all the long term tattooed couples who know the painful sting of having your lover grab the still raw and fresh ink spot during a hot fuck, reminds you that you are alive and kicking…  #tattoos #ink #tatts

A big ups to all the long term tattooed couples who know the painful sting of having your lover grab the still raw and fresh ink spot during a hot fuck, reminds you that you are alive and kicking…  #tattoos #ink #tatts

In the manner of sheep people will go to any opening even if it leads to hell…
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